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[keanu_r]

parker posing: I think keanu should give into the pressure so i can ask him shit

Ask me a question. A question about myself, my life, personal, superficial, inappropriate, whatever and I will answer it the best I can.

There you have it, Parker.

Comments

[andy_hallett]

Why weewee & not dick? *laughs*

Seriously though, my real question. Have you ever considered having sex with another man?

[keanu_r]

weewee is much better word. Image the girl's face:
"You likey my weewee?"

I have never considered sex with another man.
There ARE a few men I find incredibly attractive, but I just can't do the weewee thing.

[andy_hallett]

Would your answer change if you were always pitching, and never on the receiving end?

[keanu_r]

My answer would change if I was on the receiving end. Only because that's the selfish fem bitch in me.

[parkerposey]

1).What?

2).In reguards to your band; do you worry that your band is mainly carried by your celebrity status? Meaning that, if you weren't who you were, do you think you would be in the band, do you think it would be as big as it has reached and do you think you'd enjoy it as much? Or does it cause lots of stress, trying to maintain both a career as an actor and as a musician?

3).Did someone have to teach you the electric slide, or did you already know it, before "The Replacements"?

4).Why do you think you are always the good guy getting overlooked?

5).Why do you think so similar to me? We think, feel, react almost the same way.. why do you think that is?

6).If Andy and I weren't involved, do you think the above would lead us to developing a relationship?

7).If you were to kill one person and get away with it, who would it be and why?

8).Name one person you would be interested in (doesn't matter if you know them or not) if they were uninvolved, no kids, no worries, just anyone in the world?

[keanu_r]

1. buttholesayswhat

[parkerposey]

1). fucker

3).not just chicks know stupid dances.

4).I'm here. I'm listening. I promise not to screw you.

5).sicko fucking pervert.

6).Awe, I feel awful around you too! Er, awfully comfortable, mean. Yea. That's right.

7).HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

8).Wow, I never knew that. I never would have guessed either, especially not after all the times you;ve mentioned her to me ;)

[keanu_r]

You promise not to screw me?

Just my fuckin' luck.

[tom_cruise]

If you could do anything different in your life what would it be and why?

[keanu_r]

You got me there. There's few things that I regret.

There were a few things I missed out on. I took my time too fast and never had any time to enjoy it. I missed out on a relationship with a great girl I worked with, which I regret very much. Or friendships I never took the time out to grow with.

[affleck]

Does the media's and general public's perception of you - meaning that you're vapid, etcetera- bother you?

[keanu_r]

It used to. Now, I don't let it bother me.

Everybody has reputations and judgements about themselves. Knowing that reassures me. Respect from fans, co-workers, and friends do the same.

The media has a preception of everyone and 9 out of 10 times they are wrong.
The public is quick to judge.

[g_gershon]

Why are you afraid of women?

[keanu_r]

Because women always know the right things to say at all the right times.

Do you know what it feels like to have your heart broken?

[g_gershon]

All women are different. You can't let the ones that hurt you prevent you from seeking out new ones, doll.

Yes. I do.

Why?

[keanu_r]

Just giving you a clue to why I'm afraid.

That's why I asked Parker to find me a woman who won't suck the life out of me.