woo! surgery tomorrow, i'm totally stoked!

my life has degenerated to the point where i'm watching shows on tv about the history and forensics of crusixiction!

there is nothing better than being on mind voiding painkillers and trying to do complicated mathematical transaction...i are teh hardcore banker dude

by the way, fuck pita pit, i called them like 5 times and nobody answered the phone. it's was like midnight on fucking wednesday, it's not like they were busy or anything. yeah, so pizza, but i'm not really in the mood for pizza, so frowny face...:(

nothing quite like playing magic and watching monty python until all hours of the morning...also i beat babyemma!

pudding cups, the breakfast of champions!

ok, so the title is misleading since obviously you have the internet if you are reading this, but still...so...i have the internet now. they said the guy would be here between 8 and noon, so i was very tempted to set my alarm for know so i'd be ready when he arrived at 12:45, but i had faith and set my alarm for 8. with this less than optimistic ( Read more... )

so i got a phone call at 3:30 in the morning last night...trust me the syntax in that sentence is fine...and i'm always excited to have my phone ring at that time of day...syntax still fine...cuz i knew it would be someone offering my a great deal on satellite television. it was milo, calling to let me know that he failed on a grand scale to ( Read more... )

the other day i'm at work and this guy who used to work there comes in all excited and out of breath, he's like keegan! do you have wednesday off, and i'm like no and he's like well get it off! he goes on to explain to me that dragon force, the most absurd, ridiculous, hardcore, speed metal band is gonna be playing in seattle, so based entirely on ( Read more... )

so a couple days ago there was a garage sale at my apartment building, i bought a soccer shirt, and brandy snifter with glasses (super classy btw) and 9, count them 9 pokemon plushies