my name is dan and i admit after years of trepidation, that i indeed love peter tork.
honestly. he's so gorgeous and talented.
i love him so!

Yes, I realize I haven't updated in forever. No, I don't care ( Read more... )

"I'm just ready for dove season." - Larry Mattlage, Bush's neighbor who fired his shotgun in response to war protesters in front of his ranch.

Don't you love the irony of that statement? I sure do.

I'm Dan.

Some of my favorite musical artists include:
Danzig
and
Ted Nugent

"For Best Taste Drink by Date on Bottom of Can"......."DEC-11-00."

Bust.

When I opened up Semagic, it notified me of Shannon Smith's birthday tomorrow. How sweet is that ( Read more... )

I just realized that the loss prevention department at Sears is like your clichéd super team. There's the distinguished and dashing leader, the muscle, the brains, the seasoned vet, the chick, and the black guy.

£o§§ P®ëvÊñtïôN

Go Team Sears!

I have vanished for a while. Some may have thought I have died. And by all accounts, I should be dead right now.

But I slept in...and it was awesome, let me tell you.

I swear I will be very rich one day.

Yikes!

I like the episodes of Maury where nerds were picked on and they eventually become strippers. I also like the episodes where moms dress too sexy and need to become more conservative.

I'm e-talking to everyone right now....but no one is e-talking back....

Dan the Omega Man, whut.