[Private to Oruha]

I'm aware that it might be quite inappropriate to ask you this at this time, but will you have some free time this evening?

[/Private]

For the millionth time in a row, don't fucking call organisms in your overdue pizza names. And Lesmond is an utterly retarded unimaginative name if I've ever heard one. And what's this shit I hear about you telling Oruha that Lesmond likes her?

Or that it even has feelings?

What the hell were you smoking when you thought up of names like those?

Fireworks, Kuukaku? Seems like you haven't lost your touch.

[Filtered to Aeris]

I require your assistance once more.

[/Private]

[Private; only hackable to Dante 'cause, twin and all]

Women are indeed strange creatures. How ironic, warning my brother against involving himself with students while I end up doing the one thing I expressly forbid Dante ( Read more... )

[Private to Dante]

My apologies for attacking you, brother. However, you seemed to have recovered from the wounds quite nicely, so there doesn't seem to be any need for me to be overly worried,

[/Private]

The events of the past few days have proven to be nothing more than troublesome, unnecessay hiccups. As a result of that, classes will be ( Read more... )

Where am I?

Arkham, this better not be another of your worthless tricks.

[Filtered to Dante]

Dante, try not to be too lewd with the female students here. They are a lot more predisposed to be offended with such things, and it'll be troublesome trying to bail you out of a potential sexual harassment lawsuit.

And the pizza's here.

[/Filtered]

[Filtered to the Staff of Hogwarts]

Good evening, I realized that we've not ( Read more... )

Seems like some things never change.

Good evening, students and staff of Hogwarts. I am the new Dueling and Self Defence Theory Professor for the elective. My brother Dante, of course, will be handling the practical side of it.

Enrollment, of course, starts immediately, and is open to everyone from the third year and above.

[Private to Dante]

Stop ( Read more... )