....hello again.

[keibutottsan]

Well, it's been a long time, comrades. Can't say I've missed half of you as much as I should, but that may just be the ass in me talking

Comments

[rags_to_bitches]

Hey not like dis is a good way to meetcha or nothin, but dontcha thank obssession is like bad for ya?

[keibutottsan]

What obsession are we talking about here?

[rags_to_bitches]

Sounds like you is pretty obsessed with dat Lupin guy.

[keibutottsan]

Oh, that. Well, you get yourself an arch rival and then we'll talk.

[commanderamarao]

Seaweed's not so bad. Sounds like you've been through a lot. I hate it when they get away. You know they're laughing at you somewhere, like the coniving assholes they can be.

[Lock]

Of course, Koichi-kun! I'm just happy to see you. I uh... should probably apologize to you too....

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[keibutottsan]

I kinda just don't eat it on...principle. Eh.
It's not even an if they're laughing, it's a how hard and how long kind of thing.

[Lock]
You do?? Aw man, that's great, Ama-kun! Probably...no, it is the best news I've heard in a long time. I was really worried.
And what could you possibly have to apologize for, huh?
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[commanderamarao]

At least you're doing you're part to make sure I have more eyebrows to wear. But I would feed you my eyebrows if you were starving.

It really is. But it'll make it sweeter when you catch him.

[Lock]

Why would I be mad at you? I of anybody would understand. I just missed having someone to talk to a lot. Things have... been a little rougher than I like to admit.

I almost slept with Fujiko, even though I knew she had been a thorn in your side, too. But... she's so gorgeous and charming and I was so lonely-- I ended up passing out anyway.

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[keibutottsan]

That's such a weird thing to say. You're the best.

Ha, you're right! I'd like to see any of these other greenhorn detectives try their hand at bringing Lupin into custody. They'd probably retire after one case!

[Lock]

Well I kind of just took off without saying much at all. And you've been like...my best and only friend. It's not how you're supposed to treat friends, that's for sure.

Eh, she has this...crazy man-voodoo-psychokenisis thing. I don't know if I've met anyone who hasn't slept with Fujiko.
Passing out? Did she...spray you with that perfume she has at the last second? Because if she did anything, I'll hunt her down myself!

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[keibutottsan]

Worse migraines than I get listening to that damn music.

At least there's some good news to hear. I'd hate to see you out of a job because they can't seem to get their act together most of the time.

[keibutottsan]

Good to hear you're done being such a lunkhead! Maybe if you wisen up you'll knock off the whole crook charade.
....
Though I can't say being on the straight and narrow has always worked out for me..
...err, just stick with Twilight, kid.

[explodeyourself]

Have you ever thought that the reason you can't find this guy is that...maybe...he's following you? I wrote a song like that. Where, you know, the thing you're looking for was, uh...right behind you the whole time.

...Actually, that might go on the next album. If I can find it. Maybe.

[keibutottsan]

....
......
I never even considered.....
That is creepy on so many levels and I don't even want to think of it. It gives me the heebie-jeebies.

[explodeyourself]

I'm just saying, you know, it's a, uh...it's a possibility. Might want to backtrack or whatever.

[keibutottsan]

I have no idea why he would be chasing me, but, he always does seem to turn up in the strangest places. But if I'm chasing him, and he's chasing me, but I decide to backtrack, wouldn't that still...be chasing him...and then he does to chase me and then we're just stuck in this infinite loop-
Ugh.
I need a drink.