....hello again.

[keibutottsan]

Well, it's been a long time, comrades. Can't say I've missed half of you as much as I should, but that may just be the ass in me talking

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[doc_tsventure]

And here I thought my life was in a rut - here's to us working-class souls out there struggling to get by. Dr. Thaddeus Venture, super good to meet you, Inspector.

[keibutottsan]

You're uh, that red-headed kid's dad, right? Don? ..Dean! That's it.
Yeah, it's good to meet you too, Doctor!

[doc_tsventure]

Dean and Hank. Red-head and the blonde with the blue neckerchief, yes. So who's this 'Lupin' guy you've been looking high and low for, if you don't mind me asking?

[keibutottsan]

Lupin is a, to put it simply, world renowned thief guilty of the charges burglary, shoplifting, fraud, grand theft auto...the list goes on, really. You name it, he's probably done it or stolen it.
He also happens to be a master of disguise and gets away with just about everything. I've been on the case for years.
He probably has a Wikipedia page or something, the bastard.

[sweetplumnleeks]

Why are you looking for him so hard? That seems like an awful lot of work and loss...but then maybe it's super important like a secret mission. Your a super spy right? And he's the evil mastermind that stole the micro film....unless...that's what you want us to think and your actually the bad spy and your chasing him but he's too quick for you!!

I'm still sorry you lost...a kidney?...that's not good at all.

[keibutottsan]

I'm not a spy, I'm a detective. And he is an evil mastermind and probably did steal some sort of micro film. Multiple times.
Though I gotta admit, that would be the perfect cover-up if I ever gave in to a life of crime. Who would expect the great Detective Koichi Zenigata, actually a criminal mastermind? Hohoho!

Uh, yeah. It got replaced, though. Jokes on them though, that thing can't be worth a cent on the black market.

[sweetplumnleeks]

Ohhhhhh, so I was half right!

And that's good you got a new kidney! But where'd it come from? Did you have to steal it from another man. Like in that urban legend where a woman tricks the man into coming up to a hotel room and takes out his kidney and leaves him in a bathtub full of ice....now I can't get the imagine of you in a dress out of my head...

[keibutottsan]

...I got it from a hospital. As in, in an operation.

...

You've got quite the imagination, don't you? Miss...um?

[mineandfine]

OH my my look who it is!

I could tell you where Lupin is...

[keibutottsan]

Don't you dare!

[mineandfine]

Awwww...I'm sure he's in a the seventh circle of hell where he belongs.

You really need to take a real vacation, your going to get sick one day and not get back up if you don't. Then how will you chase Lupin?

[keibutottsan]

Of course, the only place I haven't looked.

Vacations are for people who need a break. I don't need a break, I need results!

[rainbow_warden]

Nice to meet you! You can call me the Warden, Mr.- ...Zenigata, is it?

So you're an inspector, eh? Working for the law? How wonderful! This Lupin man sounds like he's quite a pain- maybe I could be of some assistance?

[keibutottsan]

The Warden? So, I'm assuming you work at a jail? Or are you another one of those crazy-themed super villains? Like that moth guy, or something.

And he IS a pain. An immeasurable one. Any sort of aid is helpful, really. What can you do?

[rainbow_warden]

No, I'm not a super-villain, as they call themselves. I run the greatest prison of all time, Superjail! I am the creator and literal warden, and I take great pleasure in the means of incarceration.

If you have some- any kind at all- DNA of his, I'm sure my Jailbot can track him down in no time at all!

[back_on_top]

Ah, welcome back, then. Dick Knubbler, producer for Dethklok- nice to meet you.

[keibutottsan]

Um, thanks. So, another person working with that deaf metal band. Managing to keep your sanity in check?

[back_on_top]

Yeah, needless to say I have some "help".