Oh my goodness the one and only D. L. Diamond came and performed at Superjail!! It was so EXCITING!! The inmates, Alice, Jared, and I bought so much of his merchandise, and now my office is FILLED with it! It's so wonderful, I have to tell you!

The show was spectacular. All of the inmates were so motivated to change their ways- even Jared got ( Read more... )

My goodness, that Halloween party was spectacular! Some things were a little weird, though- but all in all it was fun!!

Lots of things happened. Most of the time I was talking with Miss Winkle, but then Quagmire came up to us in a Darth Vader costume came and attacked me! He hit me pretty hard with that plastic light saber- I'm just glad it ( Read more... )

Have any of you ever been frozen before?

Thawing out hurts like a bitch!! I've got frost-bite on all my fingers and toes, and in some other places that I'd rather not mention!

And you know what? The Twins didn't even thaw all of us out until a few days after we got frozen!
...but at least they thawed us at all, I suppose ( Read more... )

Those fucking twins are always ruining things around Superjail!!

I'm sick and tired of them!!

Alice, Jared, and I were spelunking and we discovered an old coliseum under Superjail. So then our prison doctor came in and told me that our inmates were depressed! Well we couldn't have that! So I came up with a plan!

FIGHT CITY!Whoever won would ( Read more... )

What's all this about a party I'm reading, everyone? Why wasn't I invited to this party? If I had a party, I would have invited EVERYONE!!

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Especially Alice... ♥

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Well the Superbar turned out to be a HORRIBLE idea!

The whole thing turned out to be a bust, and I hardly remember anything at all because I was drunk off my rocker!! But it's not my fault... Some two-bit whore had his grubby hands all over my Alice, and I had to liquor myself up for the FIGHT ( Read more... )