D. L. Diamond came to Superjail!!

[rainbow_warden]

Oh my goodness the one and only D. L. Diamond came and performed at Superjail!! It was so EXCITING!! The inmates, Alice, Jared, and I bought so much of his merchandise, and now my office is FILLED with it! It's so wonderful, I have to tell you!

The show was spectacular. All of the inmates were so motivated to change their ways- even Jared got

Comments

[rags_to_bitches]

Galactoids and negatons? Dog what tha fuck is you smokin'?

[rainbow_warden]

I'm not smoking anything!! I can give you one of D. L. Diamond's CDs if you want to know more about him!

[rags_to_bitches]

Yeah a'ight, I'll give it a shot.

[schroneko]

Who's D.L. Diamond? And what does the D.L. mean?

[rainbow_warden]

One of the greatest motivational speakers EVER!!

And... I'm not really sure. But I don't think it really matters!

[keibutottsan]

Okay, I don't feel so bad that I'm not the only one who doesn't have a damn clue who those bands are.

[rainbow_warden]

They're not bands, Mr. Zenigata. D. L. Diamond is a fantastic motivational speaker, the Galactoids are are a race of aliens that really know how to have a good time, and Negatons are these horrible things inside your body that make you have depressed and down thoughts/feelings!!

[keibutottsan]

Oooh. That stuff always seemed like a bunch of hooey to me just to sell books. But, then again, I've failed countless Anger Management classes.
But at least I've got reason to be skeptical. Come on, Negatons? Who writes that crap?

[commanderamarao]

I don't know of anyone who would take the Galactoid's seriously. Their culture is like a cosmic hippy commune.

[keibutottsan]

Of course YOU would know who they were.
[lock to Amarao]
The guy wears a bright purple suit and orange John Lennon glasses. Does it really get closer to a hippy commune than that?
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[commanderamarao]

Of course. Not the most attractive race, though. They could also be described as an intergalactic version of Zazz Blammymatazz... they are a little what you could call 'hyped up'.

[Lock]

It's not so bad. I wouldn't wear it outside of Halloween, but it's not so bad.

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[keibutottsan]

Oh.

I thought they were a band.
And you know I don't understand a lick of that!

[Lock]
I wasn't saying it was 'bad'...
....well yeah, okay, I don't like it. The glasses fine, but come on! I mean I've only ever seen pimps dress like that.
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[rags_to_bitches]

Man I had dat dude lined up ta talk to my staff then I get a call sayin' he fuckin' died at Mordhaus. Got my money back though.

[rags_to_bitches]

*Laughs* Unless it's you doin' tha motivatin' right?