[lock from Hank]

Oh wow....um....is this one of those TV movies where you play a prank on someone and then something bad happens to teach you a lesson?  If so...then I guess I learned my lesson.  I promise to never pretend to be a girl and be someone's girlfriend when I'm not a girl.

There.  I said it.  Change me back now.

Crap.

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I've decided that, since I'm such a burden to certain people, that I'm going to do them a favor and just leave since I'm not wanted anyways.  I left you a note in my room too, but since I'm sure you'd never find it, I'm posting this too.  Maybe one day, years from now, I'll stop by and see if your life was better without me.

Goodbye forever.

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I think I'm starting to get kinda addicted to the internets.  I keep finding all these pictures with kitties on it and they're SO true!  It's like these people really understand.  So, I've been saving my favorites and keeping them so I can look at'em later....I've saved a lot.  This is one that I found recently and was wonder....do YOU agree with ( Read more... )

Soooo...um....a couple of you may have noticed that I haven't quite...."been myself" in recent weeks.  The occasional moodswings, extremely irrational behavior, mildly frequent drug use, etc.

Well, Dok tied me down, figuratively and literally, and gave me an examination and....I'm apparently hitting puberty.  After being around for some 40-something ( Read more... )

pIckles is the BEST MOM EVAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!  wait....okya....i thought my feets was gon agin.  i culdnt feel em.  OH GOD I FEEL SO GOOD!  i wanted to go an give him a hug but wen i tried to go poof, i ended up outside.  it aws funny.  the guy in da hood brought me back in tho....his name was URGENSHUPERMEIER...it's not what he said, but i didn't like ( Read more... )

Alright comrades!  As of this moment, to prepare for the upcoming battle, I am militarizing the FLA temporarily so that we can annihilate our enemies and show them the power of FRIENDSHIP!!!

Anyone on my team that was not already a member of the FLA prior to now has officially been drafted.  That's right, regardless of physical condition or mental ( Read more... )

I'm really, really sorry everyone.  I honestly didn't mean to drug you all and I know you all probably just hate me and I understand.  I promise to never, ever cook anything again ( Read more... )

I'm making my rounds to everybody's house (except for Rummy, since he and his puppy don't like me) and delivering my own, personally made sugar cookies (yes, Rummy and his puppy still get cookies...cause I'm sweet like that).  I made them as a thank you for the really good time I had at the pirate party as well as the really neat time we had on ( Read more... )

Rejoice all who feel sad, alone....or both!  No longer must you suffer the needless pain of neglect and solitude.  I, Schrodinger, have come to you with the answer...the Friendship Liberation Alliance ( Read more... )

So, this is the thing that I've been hearing so much about.  Hm, seems a bit overrated if you ask me, but it might prove to be worthwhile.  If the Major was talking about then there has to be SOMETHING to it ( Read more... )