War...what is it good for? A WHOLE LOTTA FUN!!!

[schroneko]

Alright comrades!  As of this moment, to prepare for the upcoming battle, I am militarizing the FLA temporarily so that we can annihilate our enemies and show them the power of FRIENDSHIP!!!

Anyone on my team that was not already a member of the FLA prior to now has officially been drafted.  That's right, regardless of physical condition or mental

Comments

[keibutottsan]

"The power of friendship"?
No offense, but that sounds really gay. And this is coming from a man who has worn dresses before.

...and I don't think the point is to kill anyone. We can't all be squished then Houdini our way back.

[schroneko]

Well, look at it this way, Mr. Nonbeliever....who are you going to fight harder for? Some one you like...or someone you don't like?

And that kind of talk will get you shot, private. You have to have the mindset of a killer. Otherwise, you'll lose your nerve. And no one loses their nerve under my command!

[keibutottsan]

I'm probably the wrong person to ask that.

I'm not a private! No way. I'm at least a Lieutenant.

[schroneko]

No way. You were totally demoted for insubordination.

[herr_doktor_13]

Schrodinger...stop being ein dumbass. Annihilating people to show them der power of friendship doesn't really work. Not everything ist ein paradox like you. Also, be sehr, sehr aware that none of us are really affected by your cuteness.

[schroneko]

You....you're not...? Does that mean you don't...like me anymore?

[herr_doktor_13]

Nein! Nein! I didn't mean it like that, boy! I just meant that your cuteness won't be much distraction under der duress of combat.

[schroneko]

So I AM irresistably cute...just less irresistable when I'm killing you and putting your head on a pike.

Is that it?

[gooddoggy]

... please tell me you're on the red team.

[schroneko]

You're in the Alliance now, private!

[schroneko]

...is not.

[greatspeller]

hey i'll be frends with ANYONE who lieks shooting guys ! ill do the aniilate part, u can do the friend bullshit...thing...whatever...after.

cept 4 that gayness aboat being cute. i dont do cute.

[schroneko]

We're not all equally skilled in the art of cute, private. That's why I'm in charge.

[industrial_pink]

You're really creepy when you try to push your cuteness on people, Schro. What team are you on?

[schroneko]

Maybe you're right...it is a bit much for someone to handle all in one go. Maybe I should spread the cute out over gradually increasing doses.

Oh, I'm on the Black Team. Either that, or this uniform is colored differently for infiltration purposes....which probably shouldn't have been shared if it is.

[industrial_pink]

Its hard to appreciate the cute when you wake me up at four in the morning and demand cookies or announce that you're bored and want to hang out.

Black Team. YES.

[schroneko]

So...I should wake you up earlier? Later?