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[keibutottsan]

I can't say it isn't nice to be back in Japan for once. I've been everywhere and anywhere, seems like all of the time, and I don't remember what it's like to not feel jet-lagged.
I recently took some forced time off and went to visit my daughter Toshiko. I'm never too keen about getting too far off the trail. I can't let it go cold. Of course, it

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[greenafro]

Vodka. Lots of it.

[keibutottsan]

How the hell is that supposed to help?

And who are you? You look familiar. You look like an idiot.

[greenafro]

I dunno. But you'll be so damn drunk you won't remember your heartburn.

Sheesh! Friendly much?

[keibutottsan]

What are you trying to do, kill me??

My hunches are always right.

[waspw0man]

Don't listen to that guy. Milk works for me; a base for an acid and all that scientific stuff.

[keibutottsan]

Yeah, that does sound better. And a lot safer. I'll have to try it.

[waspw0man]

Balances the pH levels in your stomach so it doesn't hurt anymore~ Vodka would just probably kill your insides. Pff, you'd get drunk, but with major, killer, intergalactic-explody heartburn.

try the milk.~

[keibutottsan]

The last thing I need is more heartburn and a hangover. Thanks, um...I didn't catch your name?

[immasuperhero]

Ooh, how old is Toshiko-chan now, anyway?

[keibutottsan]

Lupin!! She's-it's none of your business! You stay away from my little girl or I swear to High Heaven I'll string you up by your nethers myself, you scoundrel!

[immasuperhero]

Heya old man! I'm surprised you even know how to work the internet.

I'm afraid I can't play with you this week. I'm on vacation!

[keibutottsan]

I'll have you know that it'll take more than a bunch of coding and flashy pictures to best Koichi Zenigata!

Good. That gives me time to get back to being a step ahead of you! No, I take that back, three steps ahead of you! Don't think that I buy that vacation excuse one little bit, either.

[a failed lock. Seriously, Zenigata has no idea what he's doing]

How can he schedule his vacation right after mine? Ugh, now what am I supposed to do!

[/failed lock]

[keibutottsan]

What, you know me? ....have I arrested you before? You don't look like some criminal mastermind.

I think I can take milk well enough. I don't...really remember.

[keibutottsan]

What? What did I say?

[commanderamarao]

I always hate it when they point out my accent.

That woman you were talking to with the pink hair? Complete degenerate psychopath. But she's right about the milk. At least you could get some of that coating medicine that tastes a little bit like chalk.

[keibutottsan]

I get that sometimes, too. But mostly people say I sound too much like I'm barking at them.

What, Miss Haruko? Really? Ugh. It...wouldn't surprise me. I seem to attract those types like Lupin to money.
You look kind of familiar. Maybe. But I like your style.

That's okay. These Tums have made it taste like I just ate a whole bucket of chalk as it is. Now I have heartburn and I'm nauseous.

[commanderamarao]

Yeah. They're friendly enough at first, until they're pulling the rug out from under you.

Really? Thanks. You seem like a pretty alright guy yourself. It can be tough being dedicated to your work and still not having who you're after take you seriously.

Well at that point, I'd just give up and go with the vodka.

[keibutottsan]

Gotta pick up on those things quickly. Guess I'm going to have to read these things better, being over the internet and all.

Tell me about it! Thankfully my men still respect me, otherwise I might really believe I've gone crazy.
The name is Koichi Zenigata. It's nice to meet someone on the same wavelength.

....yeah....I just might. But no way am I admitting that bonehead was right. Because he isn't. I just have no other choice.