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[keibutottsan]

Do I honestly just have “CHUMP” tattooed across my forehead?! Someone tell me, right now! This is….this is nuts! Terrible!! What did I ever do?! I’ve committed myself to a life of justice and righting the wrongs of known criminals…why do I deserve to be made a mockery of??

I had my meeting today, my annual meeting where I present my evidence and

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[dramamancer]

Have you engaged in any... unlawful activities recently? Karma may be knocking on your door.

[keibutottsan]

....If drinking and handcuffing complete strangers is unlawful.

You really think it could be that?

[honestly_abe]

What, were the pictures of monkeys being rowdy or something? I don't get it.

[keibutottsan]

Well there was a monkey involved. But you're pretty on the dot. Heh!

[cloneofarc]

...

You probably don't want to get it.