Pointers

[keiran_anon]

Another one of my silly ideas. In this one, Oghren is fresh out of Orzammar and very drunk. He decides that the sexually inexperienced Warden needs some "tips."

Warnings: Depends on your definition of NSFW. There's attempted sex going on, but it's more implied than explicit.

Comments

[maradeux]

oh no! Poor Zev and Keiran (and stupid drunk dwarf *grr*) (I just hope, they will soon have their night in the tent - they will need it, or a jump into a cold creek. :P)

[keiran_anon]

It's too bad I can't write sex scenes to save my life. I would totally write the following night, where Keiran & Zevran make Oghren very, very sorry he spied. :3

[maradeux]

I find this scene was sexy enough, but the hair-scene even more - at least for my taste - I use to react more on hints than... you know... :D

[keiran_anon]

Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. You leave more to the imagination this way.

Not that I have any problems with the explicit stuff, I just can't write it!

[jenova]

oh hai, my attempt at commentary got interrupted by work. XD

Good on Keiran for not being utterly mortified, and for showing Oghren who's boss. ;)

“Now you listen here, elf. I'm trying to do you a favor."

I admit it, I lol'ed. ;D

[keiran_anon]

Hehe, writing drunk Oghren is just too much fun. :D

Imagine if he were trying to give "tips" to Alistair and an F!Warden... talk about mortified...