Keith vs. Ben Affleck

[keithmcnally]

Keith McNally vs. Ben Affleck

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[thatnickguy]

You have a girlfriend now?! Awesome.
And you met Affleck. But I canNOT believe you didn't say the obvious. I mean, it's the key thing to say to the B-Fleck...

"Yo Afleck! You was da BOMB in Phantoms, yo!"

[keithmcnally]

And I didn't just tell friends, I told random strangers. And not in a subtle way, either. I'd be like, "So, you know who else ordered a large latte? That's right, Ben Affleck. He told me about his new movie. We're friends." And the random customer would say, "Uh huh." True story.

[herbaliser]

i'm crushed.

[cpf]

Because I read it about fifteen minutes before reading this entry, Ben Affleck on SNL earlier this year

[keithmcnally]

I did in fact call him B. Flek. I'm not sure if he noticed, because he had just been called "Matt Damon" by a korean girl. But I said it, and I later hoped it did not cause him uncomfortable memories. Because me and Ben Affleck are friends.

[utils]

In New York it's really gay to act starstruck like that. Especially at the club.

[jones_casey]

but it's really cool to use the word gay as an insult. especially at the gay club.

[utils]

You would know!