Man, I fucking forgot about livejournal. A pimpin' wouldn't be complete without this ( Read more... )

My friend Erin and I have been working on a podcast, and after throwing out 4 demo shows we finally hit our stride. It turned out really well and I am very proud. AYIYIYIYIYIYIYI!!!

http://logorrhea.libsyn.com/

In my last entry I was excited that I got a letter read on the world's most excellent comedy podcast, Keith and the Girl. Now, in my very next post (seven months later), I've travelled to New York, opened Keith Malley's annual standup comedy show, kicked fucking ass and made an appearance on the podcast. HELLS YEAH! This is what they call keeping ( Read more... )

I sent a letter to Keith and the Girl, my favorite podcast, and they read it! Yeah! The gist of it is that I'm the only person in the world who's listening to their often offensive show in a public place and the results of that. It's episode 143: The Porn Shop. You can skip to minute 29 if you wanna get right to me.

This is the direct link:

My life is becoming like a pathetic episode of an eighties cop show. This morning at 6 o'clock, on my way to my job, I saw an over the hill prostitute who I've come to recognize, offering her wares. Then, while waiting for the bus, a fellow on a bicycle asked me if I'd be interested in purchasing some "rock". I sure was glad to get out of there and ( Read more... )

So I'm working at a porn shop these days. Selling dildos, butt plugs, nipple clamps, you name it. There's an internet connection here that I'm not supposed to use, but I'm getting paid $8 an hour to sell dildos, butt plugs and nipple clamps. So here we are ( Read more... )

Keith McNally vs. Ben Affleck ( Read more... )

First, a quick aside: I know nothing will ever top Jack Chick in the world of crazy religiosity, but some lady handed me a pamphlet the other day that lists the following as sins ( Read more... )

How To Be A Better Writer ( Read more... )

I think this will be the last update to the livejournal about going to see bands, because tonight was the turning point. I'm drunk while I write this, but not so drunk that I can't type. The first time I went to see Hopeful Melancholy back in Fredericton I tried to type when I got home, and it sucked. I had to retype everything 30 times before it ( Read more... )