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[keithmcnally]

I wandered into my parents law office around noon to mooch some food and internet access when I felt a rumbling in my bowels. "Uh oh!" I thought. "Feels like a livejournal update coming on!"

So I ran out to their waiting room and rummaged through their magazine stand until my hand fell upon a pamphlet called What Should I Know About Land Titles?

Comments

[ravenword]

Goddamnit Keith! Take me to Montreal with you! Wrestling + French Canadian strip clubs = Laura's ideal weekend.

[keithmcnally]

Strip clubs ahoy! It's gonna be great. I'm going with a friend and his girlfriend, and he doesn't know if he can ditch her. So if not, I'm just gonna ditch the both of them. And I'll be sure to read the back of a condom or something in the bathroom, so I can update my journal.

[vyacheslav]

I hate to say it, but I'm disappointed with you Keith. You didn't even tell us what you ate for breakfast!

[keithmcnally]

I slept through motherfucking breakfast. I dreamed I was sexing up the Olsen Twins, and not the new Olsen Twins, but the buck-toothed safari-hat wearing twins. I had them for breakfast.

Actually, I was dreaming about wrestling. Christ that's lame.

[vonpookie]

If you were dreaming that you were wrestling the Olsen twins, on the other hand...

[herbaliser]

you'll never beat this entertainment value

yoyo

[anonymous]

yo, bang does olsen twins, and i know when they hit 18, they will be crazy porn stars i think we all know that
-Justin

[biffious]

Oh, so all of a sudden Australia means Lindsey, the rest of us are just refugee's clinging to the raft !

Fuck you turd-monger.