Green Noob needs help badly

[kejakalope]

So... obviously I'm new-ish at this Livejournal thing. There are two functions I see used on other peoples' LJs so often and so uniformly that they must be automated, but fuck me if I can find the options, which forces me to ask

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[amethystduckie]

IM me and I'll tell you. Typing it here will make it get deleted and just do the action -_-;;

[kejakalope]

thanks amethystduckie!