1) You can name everyone you graduated with. (true ( Read more... )

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle ( Read more... )

No sense of humor...

My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we
are in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No." She answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

Yes." She replied.

Then I said, " I'd like to phone a friend."

That's the last thing I remember.

Life is all about asses
you're either covering it,
laughing it off,
kicking it,
kissing it,
busting it,
trying to get a piece of it,
or behaving like one .....

A friend stopped at a pay- at- the- pump gas station to get gas. Once she filled her gas tank and after paying at the pump and starting to leave, the voice of the attendant inside came over the speaker. He told her that something happened with her card and that she needed to come inside to pay ( Read more... )

What Will kell_o Get ?
Xmas pressie predictorBig wooly jumper knitted by darkgodessjoliePair of Socks from beachbum103103Bottle of Whiskey from drknesslingersCd from 666dante666Something Cuddly from caffeinatedsoupSomething Intoxicating from blankstare0o0Something Silly from my_tuesdaySomething Funny from backstagebettycLump of coal from jeffcox85 ( Read more... )

( Read more... )

My LiveJournal 12 DaysMy True Love gave to me...12 rabidbutterflys a-sipping.11 teamaries a-calling.10 xodreadoggoxs a-laughing.9 just_struts a-hollering.8 simonsayz69s a-wiggling.7 katmeefs a-squeaking.6 crackwhoreangels a-swimming.5 red sweetfrustraters.4 tickling darkgodessjolies.3 Canadian born_ina_caskets.2 dog jeffcox85s.And a berniesboi in a ( Read more... )

im happy!! :)