HAPPY THANKSGIVING

to all you Americans!! :)

May there always be work for your hands to do;

May your purse always hold a coin or two;

May the sun always shine on your windowpane;

May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain;

May the hand of a friend always be near you;

May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.

Something scary happened to me last nite when I was on my way home from work, I hit a deer, it smashed my light and I cried...it was only a baby! :( Now I feel awful.

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Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything: tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers. In short, everything they could think of to help his math ( Read more... )