James, you are a gem. I really pissed my mom off. Getting home this late was, in hindsite, a very bad idea. 1 o'clock is ok, but 2:15 is possibly a little too late. And now i am not running with her in the morning. there will be shit to pay tomorrow, probably in the form of me doing a lot of odd jobs around the house, and getting step-by-step ( Read more... )

I need to do geography homework, but am lazy, so instead i will rant about a subject very near and dear to hillary clinton's heart: Gay Marriage ( Read more... )

Hey Kaitlyn, how excited are you for Friday? i am very excited. I dont care what any of you fuckers say, The Brothers Grimm is going to rock. HARD. I am also excited to do something with kaitlyn. It has been too long, dearest. Hopefully this will start another round of awesome events ( Read more... )

Well, it is the wonderful time of 2:00 AM and i cannot sleep. My back is killing me and i have taken some perscription strength codiene. I think that stuff might all be perscription strength, but right now i feel like noting that fact. because my back fucking hurts. Anywho ( Read more... )

i got my one day ACL pass today. Sunday, YOU ARE MINE!! now, i am about to go to a music festival. again. and this time...no maryjane! what will it be like? will i be able to tolerate the faux hippies? i dont know. I am nervous.

ok, here is a wonderful essay i found in the basket underneath my desk in English. I have typed it up as it reads; grammer, spelling and punctuation are unchanged. Teacher's comments are in italics.

One of my favorite performer would be Ashton Kutcher. He's cute, handsome and really funny. He's the type of guy that when ever you feel down he ( Read more... )

It is now the age of our becoming old, passing through the turbulent gauntlet of adolescence and into the shit-fertilized pastures of adult hood. How many times, when young, do we dream of being old enough? Far too much. Instead, we should be trying as hard as we could to savour every last moment of family, of lazy summers, of free meals, but ( Read more... )

christ this is ridiculous. i shouldnt have to defend myself. What reason would i have to fake anything? as concieted as this sounds, its not like i need any more attention. I get all i want/need and then some. But yeah, i was faking it. most definitly. It was really fun too. I had a great time sweating my way though the existentialism test. Oh, and ( Read more... )

You can only shine a turd so many times before it gleans as bright as a six-year-old girl's ass cheek on Christmas morning

Whatever the case, it wasnt that I was anti-popular culture or anything and I had no ambitions to stir things up. I just thought mainstream culture was really lame and a big trick. It was like the unbroken sea of frost that lay outside the window and you had to have akward footgear to walk on it. I didnt know what age of history we were in nor the ( Read more... )