lets be the carlie brown christmas special
and ill be charlie brown
and you be snoopy
and ill be clinically depressed
and get psychiatric advice
and direct your christmas play
and discover the true meaning of christmas
and then everything will be ok
until the easter special

your better to me than i deserve.

eventually im going be be good at something.

They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care;
They pursued it with forks and hope;
They threatened its life with a railway-share;
They charmed it with smiles and soap.

boycott the croissants.

in my fridge theres a jar of hellmanns mayonaise with a recipe for moist mayo chocolate cake.

what can i even say

only

godbless america

praised be allah ( Read more... )

yesterday was intensely strange.
sometimein the near future i think i will be making a trip back to that water cleaning plant
just to make sure its there

in a self pity mood today

run away.

im getting sick of television ( Read more... )

what an interesting day.

cant do anything that costs money with anyone for a long long time

my cousin and i accidentally crashed my brothers uninsured car into a tree.

damn my luck

katie throws hardcoreawesome parties. <3987065923847089356

hey kids, try these scratch and lick stickers.
they taste like crandy.
if you swallow them you see colors

<3 krista

my life hurts.