its funny i put from hizzay meaning home and google satalite pops up

well first off hello journal ( Read more... )

"Freud said he didn't know what women wanted. I know what women want. They want a whole lot of people to talk to. What do they want to talk about? They want to talk about everything ( Read more... )

my bottom right wisdom tooth is coming in and its taking the rest of my teeth with them, why cant it be like the malformed crocked bottom left one sure it looks silly but it doesnt hurt. i really dont want to go to the dentist, because ive seen the shows where the dentists do weird things while ur knocked out like dress you in a clown suit and take

::stardate decemeber eleventh 1967::

i like this song cause it opens with

I once snorted cocaine
Off of Gwen Stefani's ass

Lawn mower > A Rake

All work no play makes kurt a dull dull boy ( Read more... )

i was speeding down 115th between central and cicero, low and behold an officer of the law to the rescue. i see a bus keep stoping over the various tracks and all the cars behind it are stopping no one is switching lanes so i stop and i got a ticket for suposedly passing up a stopped school bus so i stopped with the bus and i bet they ran my plates ( Read more... )

Canada is to the United States as Indiana is to Illinois!

its funny how a smell can remind u of the past