So I am heading out of my hood and the guy in front of me is trying to hold his cell to his ear and drive a stick. He stalled out twice going one block ( Read more... )

The train wreck that was Charlie Sheen is just so sad. Now he is going on tour? Really? Why? To do what ( Read more... )

Give up buying gas? (too easy)
Give up bitching about the price of gas out loud? (just use my inside voice)
Give up lint? (I get that strange satisfaction pulling it of the screen in one piece)
Give up sweetbreads? (that would be offal)
Give up Diet Dr Pepper (gasp-nooooooo)
well I believe I shall give up.

PDD&D, give it up!

I am really tired of the whole foam thing. A plate of food that looks like it has rabies just does not make me think eat ( Read more... )

If you are traveling, be safe. If you are traveling and are looking to hook up, may I suggest going thru the check points at the local airport. Skip the scanner and get groped by a total stranger. Wearing a uniform and gloves. How sexy is that ( Read more... )

Genetic modified salmon? great more crap for the masses

I really wanted some dim sum. Ya cant really get much good stuff around here. Hey, it is Texas and not exactly the dim sum go to. So I made sum. Cause I can

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Just got off the phone with a dear friend of mine who is also a Chef. We always talk family and friends in the beginning then we get to the food. We share and compare. He said he worked at a restaurant that had and electric deep fryer. It had never been cleaned so he drained and cleaned it. The owner was not happy. Seems that his idea of ( Read more... )

Well Darlings, been a while but I have been busy. The cookbook is a bit more of a time consumer than I thought. Being hamstrung by what the normal person may have in the way of equipment is the biggest hurdle ( Read more... )

Guess there is a "new" Billy Mays. sigh