ZOMG!!!!!!!!11!1one - It's a PUN FEST!

[kemis]

*squees loudly in fangirlish glee*

Zack finally has a Squeenix-given official surname!

Zack Fair, from 'fair weather', as opposed to Cloud Strife.

So corny! So FREAKING fitting! *squees more and bows to worship the Nomura God*

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ETA: Okay! In the wake of the news, it's our duty as fangirls to come up with as many jokes, puns and double-

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[edmondia]

EeeZack! With a proper last name, albiet a silly one! XD

[kemis]

Squeenix must love us so much for giving him such a pun-worthy surname.

[edmondia]

"...what is that?"

"Cloud and Aerith appear to be conducting some kind of wardance around Zack."

"Nibelheim bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down~!"

"I gathered. But why is Zack in the dress?"

"Nibelheim bridge is falling down, my Fair lady~!"

[forgottenlover]

You have the ditty he pelted at me on my LJ if you want it

::thinks::

Zack straddled Cloud's waist and grinned, leaning in. "You wanted fair? Well, you got Fair."

[kemis]

*snickers*

Angeal looked at Sephiroth with an exasperated sigh. "You just can't do fair to save your life, can you."

Sephiroth's eyes darted sideways to Zack, who was sitting at the nearby table, lingering on his back for a moment. "I do, but only off duty."

Angeal choked on his scotch.

[forgottenlover]

"Look, the world is not fair. The world does not do fair. Okay? I don't think the world even knows what fair is!"

Zack waved a hand a little and grinned, rather, leered. "I could show you a bit of Fair if you wanted."

Cloud just smacked a hand over his eyes and groaned. "Zack, not now."

[kemis]

"Aeris, you can't say Cloud is cuter than me!" Zack whined.

Aeris scoffed at him from her place in a madly-blushing Cloud's lap. "Of course he is, love. You're handsome, but you'll never pull off cute as well as Cloud."

She was right, but it was a matter of principle. "You're not fair," he pouted.

Aeris leaned forward with a small mischievous smirk. "So make a honest woman out of me yet and marry me, and then I'll be as Fair as you want."

[chofi]

"Hey! Fairy!"

Zack sighed. "Oh, real original. Like that wasn't my name during BT."

Angeal nearly gagged. "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Soldier, don't they have running water up in Icicle?"

"Yeah," Zack said, "But not when the fucking pipes freeze over."

"Fair, you're foul. Clean yourself off for all our sakes."

[kemis]

*snickers* See, that's why we have to come up with jokes and puns! By 18 Zack must have heard them all through childhood and the army, so we must be ready too.

The second one is priceless! XD *gives you cookies*

[chofi]

"You cheated."

"Unorthodox strategy is not cheating."

"You cheated, and I caught you, Zack, so it wasn't even good cheating."

"I was not cheating! I was being totally fair! And Fair--"

"Fair is the only way your are, yeah, yeah. I think we should go back to calling you 'Fairy'."

[chofi]

It was really, really stupid to be so damn scared. But fuck, here he was, scared. Zack took a breath. Here we go. "Sirs? Permission to speak freely?"

Angeal and Sephiroth glanced at each other. Sephiroth nodded.

"I... can't help noticing that you're--" Don't say "checking out". Don't say "checking out". "--you've been observing me." Zack swallowed. "I just wanted to know the reasons for your sudden interest--" Fuck! Fuck! Bad Zack! Don't let them know about that until they give you a sign! "--in me

[animekittysama]

(Got the link from ffvii_yaoiOh this is made of such win that I had to icon it. (Totally gankable BTW X3

[forgottenlover]

::dies:: using Zack for betting material... hahahaha

[kemis]

WEEEE ICON! *totally nicks it*

*dies at drabbles* So much win! *offers net with cookies*

[animekittysama]

Yay! Some internets! And I posted the icon over at _crisiscore_ and instantly got replies of "Lol icon."

Okay, and two more I thought up over my very short lunch and then to work (where sadly, I have no internets D=)

It was with a slight hiss that the Turk returned the surprising kiss. "This isn't right," Tseng protested once his mouth was free again, "Nothing good comes of interdepartment flings..."

Undoing that perfectly straight tie with one slow pull, Zack couldn't keep the smirk off his face. "But haven't you figured out yet that everything is Fair game to me?"

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Taking the tissue with a weak smile, the young troop blew his nose before thanking his current nurse-maid. "It's really nice of you to come visit me when I'm like this, Zack."

Reapplying the cold press, the SOLDIER replied happily, "Hey, you know that when you come across Strife, I'll always be more than a Fair-weather friend."

Rolling over in his bunk, Cloud tried to pass the groan off as cold-related.

(HAHA Two-for-one!)

[xxstormhartxx]

"Anarchy, chaos, discord, flesh eating bunnies, Zachary Fair..."

"What are you doing?" Rufus arched a brow at Tseng from where he sat flipping through a thesaurus.

"Looking up synonyms for Strife."

[chofi]

Win.

Though he's a bit of an antonym for Strife, too.

[xxstormhartxx]

True, but think about it, Cloud thought he *was* Zack for the longest time. Rufus had to have suspicions.

[kemis]

Yes, but then Dark Nation saw one of the flesh eating bunnies and chased after it, and Rufus in all fairness had to put the Strife issue on hold to save his dog from a very unfair fate. *gets shot*