"Would you like to go out for coffee frank?" said an eyelid ( Read more... )

the title is from a book but it applies to today ( Read more... )

take another slice of hucksbury pie, said Cupe ( Read more... )

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To tell the difference between a lizard and a magical bean all one has to do is get a slew of lizards in a pot and get a slew of magical beans in a separate pot. Then begin to cook them. You will notice after 5-7 minutes the pot which has the lizards will begin to steam a little bit and after 10 minutes it will give off the unmistakable aroma of ( Read more... )

The room's subtle hints at my personality were binding ( Read more... )

I have great awe for something.

What is it?

"I told him not to Fred", he said to me as the sound of damp footsteps turned a corner and traveled down a sidestreet. The darkness in these alleys felt like a blanket to me sometimes and other times like these, the blackness just numbed me. Don stared blankly, smoking drag after drag with a noticeable lack of finesse; he hadn't told him a damn ( Read more... )