From that point forward he decided that he was no longer a Ark-ziot. That business was no good he used to always say. That business was made for robots. Not metaphorically though: through a mishap John had been assigned to a previously all robot business known as the Ark-ziots. The Ark-ziots owned a chain of shoe repair stores, which got most ( Read more... )

Sir Hartford I demand that you rise before this court ( Read more... )

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Racism is a much better game if your on the white team ( Read more... )

The stomach said to the man. "I am taking a few days off ( Read more... )

Can you question the lack of confidence you may have ( Read more... )

Driving it inside of my mind. Much like a nail into wood; these thoughts forcibly enter ( Read more... )

Nothing adds up anymore.
I am going to go ahead and blame math itself, because I am too confident in my adding skills to ever question them.

What fruit is most fitting to bring to a funeral? I'm thinking citrus.

This is my new phrase. If a slutty girl that you dislike talks to you say : You use a bike, you don't talk to it.

The walls of the cathedral are like a silent overture ( Read more... )

Is there a vaccination for liking a girl because it's starting to make me sick ( Read more... )