"Go long kid" said Coach Ulcer ( Read more... )

with one or two bubbles things just get a little bubbly. But after about six bubbles I was trashed.

I object. Can you just be normal please?

no. I'm sorry.

I object.

To take into account all of last years profits ( Read more... )

up to the mountain said a young mountain boy. I looked the other direction. All of the hill boys went down to the hills and all of the mountain boys went up to the mountain ( Read more... )

There is a show tomorow and I have a sore throat and have lost my voice.
Worst thing ever.

Either way check out tidesofgorgon.tk

and if anyone has any magical voice/throat restoring remedies other than salt-water and honey let me know.

So many people want to have a clean slate. Unfortunately no one is in the slate cleaning business despite it's high demand.

I am sick in every fucking sense of sick.

If i had it my way I would tear apart the lower calf first and then eat it. After that I would pry open the rib cage and expose a bloody set of lungs. I would insert needles into the black lungs and pierce the black heart. I would consume all other organs and absorb the subtle glow of crimson. Tied up arms, strangled by thorns. Taking a nail ( Read more... )

to sum up everything into one word would be impossible, because that would undermine the use of sentences and cause an outburst of the over-indulgence of sentence fragments ( Read more... )

For he is a naughty fellow. In all fairness he was under the influence of huffed gasoline ( Read more... )

"Spare me master! Spare me ( Read more... )