( You haven't forgotten about Mozenrath, have you? )

Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself ( Read more... )

So I've got a fucking ghost in my computer. You heard me, a ghost now resides in my computer and his name is Bill Rates. How do I know all this? Well he tells me of course. He types me messages in search bars, generally the google bar. It's starting to creeping me out. Here are some of the things he has said so far ( Read more... )

( I swear to god, all of these quotes are real and direct. Nothing was changed, though you might want to believe some things have been )

( You're not my read dad! )

http://www.picapic.net/media/PCD694

( LAN PARTY!!! )

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I have decided to set up a contest of sorts. The first person to find me the name of the song and the "artist" name in the below clip will win a prize. The only rule is, don't ask what the prize is ( Read more... )

( The many faces of Jordan )