Comments | kennethscott: (без темы)

kennethscott

(Untitled)

Apr 27, 2005 14:24

Did I mention that it was tasteful...the nudity that is?

Comments 12

saaramyrene April 27 2005, 19:36:42 UTC

I don't think that "tasteful" is a good adjective here. I mean, "tasteful" is what porn agents say when they're trying to talk you into taking $100 to be naked in the background of a movie called "Crazy Wild DPs on Ice!" Also, "artistic" is out for the same reasons.

kennethscott April 27 2005, 22:15:09 UTC

Oh there's so many jokes...but i have a date so I'll stick with this...

Saara, you sure seem to know a lot about porn agents...is there something you're not telling us?

But seriously, how about tasty, tasteless, hardcore...oh I'm at a loss for the funny...not enough sleep...must go now...............

saaramyrene April 27 2005, 22:17:17 UTC

It should be noted that, while I typed "$100" up there, I actually meant to type "$1,000". One should never get naked on film for less than a G.

kennethscott April 27 2005, 22:25:48 UTC

Ahhhhhhhh...Saara. I'd just like to point out that you're not helping my cause here.

Thread 6

el_normal April 28 2005, 01:56:27 UTC

Showin' titties is showin' titties in my world. Art or no art. In fact, I have titties not even Art would show. If ya know what I mean "wink, wink".
Besides you did mention beautiful. What kind of stuck up twat would say "Hey, I'm beautiful and I want to be nekkid - tastefully - in your film" ...the kind that isn't sad. That's all I'm sayin'.

saaramyrene April 28 2005, 02:17:47 UTC

Showin' titties is showin' titties in my world.

Spoken like a woman who ain't never shown her titties.

[I can't actually insert an emoticon for the sake of aesthetic morality. Sorry.]

el_normal April 28 2005, 02:23:21 UTC

True that.

And I respect your aesthetic morality.

I'm also saying that If I had titties to show off I'd have trouble managing a sad look about it. I'd be all.. "Hey, look at my tits! Wheeeee!"

"They're called breasts, Vivian. And everybody's got them." priapiczombie April 28 2005, 04:47:21 UTC

See, what I don't understand is why everyone is assuming that "nudity" necessarily means "bosoms."

The "tasteful nudity" might be a nice shot of the buttocks, or even the unclothed back, of a bathing woman.

And even if it is the bosom... Perhaps the actress would be nude, but holding a book to cover up the nippular area. Hot stuff like that.

Thread 5

Nudity. kennethscott April 28 2005, 18:34:54 UTC

Okay so I now feel the need to re-define my terms here as the conotations of "sad, beautiful, and naked" are apparently incindiary to some. First of all, I am making a new film, a short film, and yes their will be some nudity in it. My initial post on this subject was not meant to ba an actual call for actresses, but rather a funny way to point out the absurdity of my requirements, not to mention the awkwardness I feel in needing to ask someone to remove her clothes for my "art ( ... )