Have you seen "Joe Mathlete Explains Today's Marmaduke"? Make sure you read all the way down. There's some kind of weird cumulative effect with the funny.

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Subject: 7EN

"Two years, starting my third."
But victory was short-lived. The instant he began his pullout, the
He spread out the map on the windowsill, leaned on his hands, and bent
inventiveness marvelous to behold.

I just hit my knee on the arm of my couch (it's wooden). It hurt so much that I actually experienced a pain-like twinge in my nose ( Read more... )

I confirm that I am, in fact, Saara and that I make this Live Journal entry of my own free will ( Read more... )

No, seriously, I think I could. I have never had cramps this bad. Ever. I know I say that every month; but that's because they actually keep getting worse ( Read more... )

I started a new medication yesterday, so I’m going to try to LJ everyday to see how I feel ( Read more... )

you should all join the community that benjamin and i just started. it's called 69_wordsit's a community for 69-word stories (of a sort of adultish nature ( Read more... )

( i gots no photoshop skills, though. maybe michael will add some popping hearts for us. )

we're all moving to finland to become porpoise spotters. this is a good opportunity, people. they have teeny computers everywhere over there, and they're far too small and polite to invade other countries.