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saaramyrene

A Matter of Public Record

Jun 21, 2005 15:43

I confirm that I am, in fact, Saara and that I make this Live Journal entry of my own free will ( Read more... )

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sobriquet42 June 21 2005, 13:56:16 UTC

Ooh. What a fabulous idea! I'm going to go on public record to say that I want to be hauled around like Bernie in Weekend At Bernies. Tie me to water skis and jimmyrig my hand so it looks like I'm waving to everyone on the beach. Pour alcohol down my throat and accidentally drop me off the deck into the sand. Wee!

saaramyrene June 21 2005, 14:34:28 UTC

Whee! There aren't enough Weekend at Bernie's homages in the world. Not nearly enough.

excellent! hehateme2001 June 21 2005, 14:10:10 UTC

That was hillarious! Also: Packers jersey is a must. "Even when comatose, we back our pack here in Wisconsin!"

Re: excellent! saaramyrene June 21 2005, 15:49:48 UTC

I think that, were I in a persistent vegetative state, placing a Packers jersey on my person would actually bring me out of it so that I could stab whoever put it there.

I lived in Green Bay for too many years, man. There's no going back.

Re: excellent! saaramyrene June 21 2005, 15:50:06 UTC

Or actually, I should have said, "there's no backing the Pack".

Re: excellent! nerdcodegeode June 21 2005, 16:32:51 UTC

If I were to put the jersey on you very lightly, and expressly for the purpose of awakening you, would you mind only stabbing me once, and in somewhere not vital, at that?

Or would I be better off finding a prince, frog, princefrog, or other to kiss you?

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pluginthejebus June 21 2005, 14:19:11 UTC

Dammit, was trying to find a pic of gramma-ma from Duckman, but to no avail.

You mean, this? saaramyrene June 21 2005, 14:23:47 UTC

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Re: You mean, this? pluginthejebus June 21 2005, 14:43:43 UTC

The one to the far right.

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Re: You mean, this? saaramyrene June 21 2005, 14:52:46 UTC

Yes! That makes a lot more sense.

navik June 21 2005, 15:21:26 UTC

Why don't you pre-record your messages? Then it's true Saara-wisdom.

saaramyrene June 21 2005, 15:47:05 UTC

We've already got a plan:

Before I go all veggie, DJ will record me saying random words and phrases backwards. Then he will re-record me saying things backwards backwards, so that I will be saying the words forwards, but all fucked up. Then he will cut and paste the words and phrases together to come up with the words of wisdom/ire that will be broadcast from around my head area when the time comes.

agentqup June 21 2005, 16:07:13 UTC

will we be able to rent you? like, for parties, or just like a "30-day try-before-you-buy" kind of dealie?

Cuz I'll sign up for that shit right now.

saaramyrene June 22 2005, 09:22:01 UTC

You'll have to discuss that with DJ. Unless we break up. Then we'll have to work out rental agreements prior to my vegetativeness.

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makemoretrouble June 22 2005, 00:38:33 UTC

are you planning on going all veggie? or is this a just-in-case thing?

and for the record, if I am still around you at the time of said vegetative state, and I am a rich doctor, I will buy you ridiculously expensive hats to wear. there will be a different hat every week.

dj will play the grief stricken lover, sitting inside rocking himself into oblivion; and I will play the crazy friend who hangs out with you and "plays" card games with you in the sunshine.

I'll say things like, "are you going to eat the rest of that cucumber sandwich, darling? oh good, I'll take it."

maybe we can wear matching hats!?

Perfecto. saaramyrene June 22 2005, 11:04:42 UTC

Please make sure that DJ changes my outfit, too. It'd be so gauche for a lawn ornament oracle to wear the same dress two days in a row.