Comments | saaramyrene: I could crush your skull with the involuntary spasms of my uterus.

saaramyrene

I could crush your skull with the involuntary spasms of my uterus.

Mar 24, 2005 12:17

No, seriously, I think I could. I have never had cramps this bad. Ever. I know I say that every month; but that's because they actually keep getting worse ( Read more... )

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tubyred March 24 2005, 10:53:43 UTC

that whole first paragraph is perfect and gorgeous.

meanwhile: i heard that 3 out of 4 professors at florida suck. (how's that?)

saaramyrene March 24 2005, 11:33:30 UTC

Thanks on the ¶ tip. (Did the paragraph symbol turn up right?)

But professors: what if they don't, really? Ugh. Too much stress. I wish one of them would just do something horrible and be done with it. I think right now I'm scared of not being challenged by Alabama. Of course, I will challenge myself because that's what I do. But I really really want someone who'll challenge me right back.

planet_amy March 24 2005, 15:00:28 UTC

ok. listen.

Pick one school, and forget about the other one honey. You will be on the same path regardless of the school you choose. Your experience will mirror what you would've gotten at the other school. Don't play the what if game once you make up your mind...be happy with your choice and just do it!

What is your gut saying?

Try this: Clear your head of everything as far as your decision.

Ask yourself "Which school do I want to go to?". The first answer that comes to mind is your answer, no excuses, no buts. no nothing -- THAT is your choice. You are overthinking this. There is an obvious answer you just have not seen it yet because you are either looking too hard/or not looking at the right thing.

I'm sorry if I was harsh.

p.s. -- the answer is UF ;)

saaramyrene March 25 2005, 11:01:02 UTC

No, no, don't worry about being harsh. Because a) you weren't, and b) that's pretty much what I need to do. I just have to get myself into a space where I can actually clear my head out. I'm going into the wilderness this weekend. I think that will help.

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priapiczombie March 24 2005, 11:00:02 UTC

University of Florida = Farts in the elevator and pretends it was you.
Universtiy of Alabama = Returns your CD's with fingerprints all over them and a crack in the jewel case.

University of Florida = Calls too much.
University of Alabama = Never calls.

University of Florida = Gambling problem.
University of Alabama = Guy in the office who is constantly saying that things "rock" when it is obvious they cannot "rock." I.e. your completion of the Johnson account billing sheet "rocks."

University of Florida = Thinks it's okay for guys to wear sandals.
University of Alabama = Thinks he's doing a really good Australian accent, but it's really just a crap British accent.

saaramyrene March 24 2005, 11:34:03 UTC

My favorite:

University of Alabama = Guy in the office who is constantly saying that things "rock" when it is obvious they cannot "rock." I.e. your completion of the Johnson account billing sheet "rocks."

in conclusion... planet_amy March 24 2005, 15:07:52 UTC

UF is smelly, untruthful, needy, not good with money, and unfashionable

Bama is unresponsible, negligent, with a bad vocabulary and only *thinks* it's cool.

way to clear this one up. ;)

Re: in conclusion... priapiczombie March 24 2005, 15:30:12 UTC

Well, I'm really just going off of what the brochures say.

jessiejean March 24 2005, 11:06:01 UTC

ouch! sorry about your pain. i can relate though. i swear the older I get - the worse I feel when I get it. I have even started vomiting (ask amanda). Feel better! xoxoxo

saaramyrene March 24 2005, 11:35:05 UTC

Holy crap. I didn't even know you could vomit from menstrual yuck. But I did feel kinda like I was going to puke earlier. It was awful and rather disconcerting. I'm glad I didn't.

saaramyrene March 24 2005, 12:22:10 UTC

Also: kitty loaf!

jessiejean March 25 2005, 11:05:00 UTC

i know. lemur had the same thing - but it was just a computer drawing. when i found the photo I felt I had to post it.

el_normal March 24 2005, 11:15:33 UTC

I suggest a good orgasm.

I mean for the menstrual cramps but it also works for general boredom.

saaramyrene March 24 2005, 11:35:58 UTC

That's usually my ultimate cramp remedy, but I didn't think about it until after I got to the office. It's a laid-back working environment, but I don't think it's that laid-back.

mirielle47 March 24 2005, 14:44:15 UTC

literally.

priapiczombie March 24 2005, 15:25:16 UTC

I kept typing and erasing all the little scenes and scenarios I was coming up with in response to this thread--usually involving lots of skidding past the cubicle, but then my fingers started cramping up. But if you've seen Merv the Perv on SNL or Quagmire from Family Guy, you get the drift.

hehateme2001 March 24 2005, 11:48:33 UTC

Limbaugh was talking about that poet yesterday. Apparently, he was huge on the liberal-fringe circuit and won some award for his anti-war poetry that decried man's inhumanity to man.

hotshotrobot March 24 2005, 12:17:49 UTC

Those damn crazy liberals. Obviously he was driven insane by his inability to cope with the fact that GW was right all along. Thank god for people like Rush blowing the whistle on those lunatics.

hehateme2001 March 24 2005, 12:23:04 UTC

It doesn't bother me that much either way. It's just funny to have a murderer named as a premiere "non-violence" activist.

saaramyrene March 24 2005, 12:28:07 UTC

I can't wait for the 48 Hours interview where he explains that killing two men really taught him the value of human life.

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