i'm getting a tattoo today.

it's been 10 years since i got a tattoo.

( stupidity is wasted on the young. )

2nd place ( Read more... )

from norah:

1. Tell me about your favorite kitty.spot is the kittiest kitty of all kitties. he is also a turtlepuppychickenbear. he is the reincarnation of a moderately successful russian author and thus displays an endearing combination of grumpiness, learned helplessness, and intellectual snobbery. he likes to be scratched under the chin. he is ( Read more... )

i don't know this girl, but she's apparently friends with people i may have met. that doesn't matter because her kitty needs money for surgery. so buy stuff on the ebay for the kitty. just look at the kitty pictures and then try to tell me you don't need more vinyl clothes.*

SAVE THE KITTY!*i know, this is the stupidest, most predictable saara ( Read more... )

fuck my body. in a completely non-sexy way, fuck it straight to hell ( Read more... )

at some point on saturday night, my voice went out on me. i didn't yell or talk more than usual. it just went away ( Read more... )

more time for a real update soon, i hope. for now, some ( semi-cryptic highlights: )

what's your favorite euphemism for menstruation?

come on, i know you have one.

when i say, "compost" what do you think of? lists, stories, whatever. lay it on me.

your cookies must be set funny, because my finnish bear's excretions increase from 2 all the way up to 4000, if i forget the window is open.the above sentence was actually typed and e-mailed by me to my team manager at work. in the context of the site linked below, it made perfect, perfect sense; but i love the way it sounds out of context, ( Read more... )