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I just think it's odd that the national security advisor refuses to testify before an independent commission regarding the events leading up to September 11th. Odd, in part, because she responded to many questions to Ed Brinkley on 60 minutes the other night on NATIONAL television. Odd, in part, because of the excuse, “it is unprecedented to have ( Read more... )

I'm going away for a week, spring breakish, to puerto rico....it shall be fun......in the sun......and perhaps I can give my knee a chance to repair itself and let me ball when I return......until then, I leave you all with this excerpt......(but where/who is it from?!?!!) (figure it out and you may live to see your name highlighted in my profile ( Read more... )

FUCK YOU IAN LEONARD! My dog died on february 24th (my sister's bday), because you threw away a monte crisco sandwich from bennigan's with a HUGE friggin toothpick in it! can't you finish your dinner?!?!?!! I challenge you to a big irish eating contest! hopefully one of us will die by the conclusion of this challenge and give some sort of ( Read more... )

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taking that "which country are you quiz", I ended up as either Vatican City or Israel. I was torn between the final question, "which religion do you relate to more?", so choosing both possibilities I came up with those two. Honestly, I was raised catholic, but now I am much more of a (insert money related stereotype about a jewish person here) ( Read more... )

that's what I mumbled to my roomate a while ago, "if I fall back asleep, it's god's will". he was trying to wake me up for something, wawa or basketball or class, one really can't be sure this far removed from the situation. that little scene kept popping in my head today. why? because I should have stayed in bed this morning where I belong. I ( Read more... )

I have a giant wad of cash in my pocket. It looks really shady and expensive, when in fact, it is a rather small amount, but it's still shady. I think it's almost all singles....hold on, lemme count ( Read more... )

yes, indeed, tonight, I was almost picked up by a prostitute.........check that, dan and I were almost picked up by prostitutes.......PROSTITUTES!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Go to google.com, type in "kenney the liar" (without the quotes of course) and select "I'm feeling lucky" (with the quotes of course). Notice how freaked out I am ( Read more... )