Jack wants me to move to Philly ( Read more... )

3 long years...my quest has finally concluded. thanks to the efforts of a mr. ben shaw, the song I heard twice (once on some radio station and once only a sample of on "vh1 goes inside: the arsenio hall show") in my life has finally been identified. this song had me on lyric search sites, bugging friends, impersonating (badly) lyrics, ( Read more... )

My mom reads obituaries for fun...so I had to take them away from her...that's just not healthy...or wise, you know, laughing in Death's face and all...my cat claws my head for fun...stupid cat...anyone wanna move in somewhere? I wonder when/where jack will move to next...I wonder if pittsburgh is as gay/high as west chester...I wonder bread...

Where do people (youse people, any people) find the motivation to do things (things meaning, anything)? Stupid people, doing things, productive things.

Stay in college. Stay in as long as you can. 5 years, 6 years, heck make it an even decade. Whatever you can squeeze out of it, do. I am not so smart, I finished in 4. Who finishes in 4 anyway? Not any of my friends. Be cool, stay in school......forever.

Alright, so I've had my George Bailey moment...yes, it's that time of year again. Forgiving the time of day, I shant put any of you through the permutations which allowed me to arrive at this state. I do wish to offer you, any and all of you, a...request shall we say. The only caveat is that this request may not be driven from some sort of ( Read more... )

My hair is gone ( Read more... )

Attention all, I have some things to request of all of you ( Read more... )

Hey, so.....how ya doing? Yeah, me too, very tired these days. Know what would be keen.....peachy keen? Grill out tomorrow, July 4th (sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY). Where? My house/back yard/deck/yeah. Don't know how to get there? Call me, I'll tell ya how, ask alok, he'll tell you how. Grill out, what does that mean, I should bring food? Yes, ( Read more... )

ALL:
  There will be a graduation/birthday type event thing at my house in king of prussia on sunday, may 23rd.  All of yee are welcome, and in fact, encouraged to come AND to inform others of said event.  I believe it will be held from approximately 3pm til later....real specific, I know.

Come, bitches....in fact, Dave Chapelle will be there ( Read more... )