I've come to realize that my life's purpose is to make the world laugh, without me actually trying to do so. I came to this realization this weekend at Chet's when my chances of getting laid were squashed by something so ridiculous, that I realized, this is what happens in my life. I get put into the most ridiculous situations without even wanting ( Read more... )

I had a nightmare last night. I awoke in a sweat, feeling like shit, breathing heavy, as if I were just yelling at somebody, which makes wonder if I was screaming in my sleep what I was screaming in my dream. Unfortunately, this wasn't one of those dreams that you forget immediately when you wake up; otherwise I wouldn't be telling you about it now ( Read more... )

Earlier this afternoon I sent an instant message to a friend at work, telling him about how I went to see U2 on Friday. Of course he responded as he does whenever I tell him about something cool with "it's great to be Kenny, isn't it?" Of course he's just poking fun at my good fortune to get tickets to such a concert. This guy has been a good ( Read more... )

Last night I somehow managed to go to the U2 concert in Atlanta. Monday night I purchased 2 tickets on ebay for Lauren (not the sister, she doesn't like U2...??) and myself. Alex already had a seat down in the lower level. U2 has been one of the concerts I have wanted to see for some time now. Unfortunately for Kenny, they have become huge pop ( Read more... )

Some of you may have noticed I haven't been myself lately. For this I am sorry. Many of you might think it's because of the early exit of the Red Sox from the post season, others may think it's because of troubles with classes...but really, neither of those are the case. With the red sox, I still have 2004 and my two DVDs of the season, one from ( Read more... )

Well well well...it looks like the sox have gotten themselves in quite a predicament now doesn't it? I mean, it's not a collapse exactly...certainly not of the magnitude that it was in 1978, but still, this is certainly not the way to be playing with 10 games left in the season. Last night, we should have won the game, Wakefield cruised through 7 ( Read more... )

Back from the dead, Kenny has a new gripe...powerpoint lectures. The one thing I can't stand in college, are professors who use powerpoints. Powerpoint presentations certainly have their place, just not in a classroom...especially an engineering classroom. It just doesn't make sense to use powerpoint slides to teach people HOW to do something. ( Read more... )

I got a new car on Monday. It's a 1999 Chevy Malibu, 65,000 miles, one owner, clean title, a decent car. So it was time to retire the war wagon. Well my dad had to bring his truck into the shop on Friday, so he decided to take the wagon to work. While on his way to work, somewhere in Salem, New Hampshire, the wagon's transmission finally fails on ( Read more... )

What would you do if you were a server at a restaurant, and you were serving a group of guys, and one of them made this order, and requested it all at once ( Read more... )

A week ago from yesterday, the June 4th Alliance finally turned 21. And it took SO FRICKEN LONG. For the past 6 months, down at school especially, everyone but us has been turning 21. Everyone would be like, "hey! we should go to such-and-such place...oh but wait...we can't, Kenny won't be able to get in..." Well, thankfully, that's not a problem ( Read more... )