When discussing this with some of my friends, it became apparent that some people have different philosophies on constitutes "topless." Should it include the face? Should it be how well proportioned she is? Probably the goofiest comment was that if you just make it breasts only, then you may as well make it "Top Ten Bag over the Face Girls." This ( Read more... )

You are never gonna believe what I saw in the library the other day. While Joe and I were studying for Antenna Engineering at one of the tables next to the book shelves, this little midget Indian guy came running by, and ran down one of the isles. Then this other, normal-sized dude came by, and ran after him down the book isle. They then circled ( Read more... )

You should probably know before you start reading this that I am drunk ( Read more... )

We're doing intramural flag football again this fall, and we just had our first and probably only practice last night. Let me explain to you how hot and humid it is in Atlanta. After practice, my boxers were completely soaked. It was like I was wearing a bathing suit. I don't sweat a whole lot, so when my boxers are soaked through, you know it's ( Read more... )

Coming to you live from a 12' x 15' cell in the Undergraduate Living Center on Georgia Tech's campus, the running log of Kenny's viewing of the Boston Red Sox vs. Oakland Athletics baseball game. There are three reasons I'm even doing this ( Read more... )

Back from the Caribbean, your humble red-headed blogger has returned to give you the exciting conclusion to this two-part spring break entry. Unfortunately, I was anything but humble on this trip. I'll get to that a little later ( Read more... )

So last week sucked balls. Three tests, an application note due Tuesday, various other assignments mixed in...but now that it's over with, I have a cruise to look forward to, starting tomorrow. The boat leaves Miami at 5 PM, and we're leaving Atlanta at 4 AM. It's not as bad as it sounds. Chances are I will just fall asleep in the car until ( Read more... )

It was suggested last week by Andrew that I like to "stir the pot." At first I just agreed with him, but then I thought a little more about it, and realized that I don't really LIKE to stir the pot. What I think actually happens is I stumble around the edge, and then eventually just fall into the pot. Then I climb my way out of the pot, slip, and ( Read more... )

Did you know that on Wednesdays, TBS shows three hours of Everybody Loves Raymond? I know this because when Seinfeld was over at 7:00, Everybody Loves Raymond came on, and I watched six episodes straight through until 10:00. It is now 10:10, and TBS has taken a turn for the worse by putting on Sex and the City...I'd have taken a seventh episode of ( Read more... )

I will miss the 2003-2005 Red Sox more than I first realized. Never again will we see a line up like this ( Read more... )