If you need me over the next 3 days, I will be reading this

So I usually(or recently) don't post bizzaro news stories on my journal, but I think this might just be over the top. In a remote african village, a woman has grown a penis, and her brests have disappeared.
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I have officially done 0 coding today. 0 meetings. And about 20 minutes of helping people arround the office. The thing about it is, our internet and our database have both been down today. It's rather bizare too, because the interenet is a DNS issue and where we should be getting that address from has the right address, but all the other ( Read more... )

trying desperatly not to do any more work today......

There are three types of creepy in this world: Child Molester Creepy, Nerdy/Dorky Creepy, and Quagmire Creepy. I had the ultimate pleasure of meeting three people who represented each of the three categories, and man did it make for an entertaining time. I just want to explain the types so we are clear on what these guys were like ( Read more... )

You Are 29% American
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My previous rant against sprint still stands ( Read more... )

We all just got it royally in the pooper. Sandra Day O'Conner just announced that she would retire before the supreme court reconviens in the fall. This gives Bush a chance to appoint a supreme court justice. This is bad. I thought we might have a chance to make it through the dark times with out much lasting effect once we freed this country ( Read more... )

Last night I went to see Mr. & Mrs. Smith. It could be one of the worst action movies ever. Contrived plot, horrible physics, but the thing that takes the cake would have to be Angelina Jolie's bullet proof vest in the final action sequence. She is wearing this vest that shows her very sexy stomach, but while it looks good to the crotch, you ( Read more... )

Well I think I may have found the source of my computer problems. The error message had told me that the video processor wasn't recieving enough power. That seemed hard to swallow as I am running a 530W true power supply. It's a great psu, and everything else on the computer seems to be functioning just fine, but with 6 HDDs and 2 opticals - it ( Read more... )