Well yesterday I didn't technically write/do anything. But my supervisor still thinks I am an excellent employee as she had one small easy to fix problem that was so incredibly easy I shouldn't have had to do it in the first place. I love corporate America - as long as the business isn't rediculously fucking big you never have to do anything and ( Read more... )

Well then get a job writing code. I use whatpulse and project-dolphin to keep track of how many keystrokes and how many mouse clicks I make. I had never hooked it up to my work machine but this morning I set it up on my work machine. I figured out that today, while I didn't write all that much I got paid roughly .1 cents per key stroke. Meaning ( Read more... )

It's 10:35. I got into work this morning at about 7:50 - the earliest I have been here all year. Like Peter Gibbons I make it a point to be at least 15-20 minutes late every day. I promptly sat down and started checking on mail and things like I usually due. However this morning I just didn't stop. I have not done any work this morning for the ( Read more... )

For those of you who don't know, I have a beloved pair of headphones. The sound is amazing, and the best part is they cancel background noise, especially frequencies outside the range of human voice. Well, I have had these headphones for upwards of 4 years now. They still work great, but the headset is getting pretty beat up. Well this morning ( Read more... )

I blew up the 'tubes last night. You perverts. I used a compressor and now they are super firm. Additionally, I think I shall be making the jello for saturday, tomorrow night - hey, there's always room for jello. Additionally today is thirsty thursday - all who are in town should call me if they are out and about at the bars. It sure takes a ( Read more... )

Sprint PCS

• They think that web mail is > than SMS and as such you can't send SMS on your web mail phone
• They claim my phone is not SMS capable, yet ESPN sends me at least one SMS a day, yet when a normal phone to phone user trys to send me a sms, it requires web.
• Web costs $15 a month - as such SMS is $15 a month
• If you incur more than your credit ( Read more... )

So the parents are out of town for the weekend. The forcast for satuday is 85 and sunny. The boat is gassed up. It is my moral obligation to throw a party. I talked to my cousin, and we will have two, yes two boats!!! It's time to PARTY ON THE LAKE!!!! I believe we are going to get a KEG, and also fill up a giant ass gatorade cooler with ( Read more... )

Well things seem to be settling into that summer rhythm. Went to T.H. last weekend. Saw a pretty sweet band at this bar, got a bit too drunk. Ah small towns and your low liquor prices.... you will surely be the end of me. Anyway I watched StarWars last night... It was definatly better than expected. If George Lucas has made 2&3 of the same ( Read more... )

So I was up till 5:45 this morning. I don't really know how it happened that way, but it was interesting to say the least. Right now I am sipping my Venti - Double Shot Late from Starbucks. It's my only hope to make it through the day.

How can a simple wave make me feel so bad. It might be because it proves they had been lying to me, or because they didn't care that they had been caught, but it really ruined my day yesterday. It's a cabin presure loss kind of feeling, and it takes hours to get over it. Anyway, I got new sandals yesterday. I was pissed my mom made me go into ( Read more... )