May thoughts about Alias probably aren't going to make a lot of sense tonight (not that they ever do), because I'm still pulling trying to raise my jaw from the news that Katie Holmes is dating Tom Cruise. Jigga whaaaaaa? Jigga whooooo? Dayum. Katie, you're too pretty to be a beard. I'm just sayin'.
My jaw is also still hanging from that (
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I figured out/ assumed that she was Elena awhile back and when she handed Nadia the pendant-they might as well've had a big friggin neon sign pointing to the damn thing saying "This is bugged"
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Is the apocalypse nigh?
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Sayid will be dead to me if he shoots Locke.
I felt like Jack's mom because I kept telling him not to pick at his hand. Ick!
And I figure that any follow-up to Batshit Crazy Sloane will come a little later because that cannot be ignored.
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And the only circumstances under which Locke can be killed off is if he comes back to Alias as Kendall. That, I could totally get behind. Otherwise, I will hunt JJ and Damon down if they kill him off.
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Part of me is just glad she got rid of stupid Chris Klein.
Between SpyDaddy's mutant eczema, the surgical procedure on his own fucking hand(!) and Vaughn ripping earrings out of Halsy's ear, I was squirming around in my seat like a 3 year-old during tonight's show.
I couldn't watch Spy Daddy's surgical procedure. I had to look away.
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Well, that goes without saying, especially since his recent DUI. But Tom Cruise? Tom Cruise? I don't hate him, and I rather like him as an actor, but no, no, no, no, NO. It's wrong for so many reasons.
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Seriously, WTF is up with that? That's a surprising turn of events. To say the least. I would never have thought Katie was that desperate for attention or publicity. Seems to be going around, though.
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And I agree this a sign of the apocalypse, the 6th sign will be the offspring of Hair Backed Soon to Be Husband and FI. Then you will know the end is near! LOL
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Hehehehehe! I keep trying to imagine the attraction -- on both sides -- but I just can't.
And please, let's not speak of the hairy future Garfleck spawn. Is it possible to have sympathy for children not even conceived yet? Although, if their chatty friends are to be believed, conception is imininent, right? Maybe there will be a live webcast, and then an in-utero webcam, so we can chart Garfleck fetus's life second-by-second and spare their friends the trouble of having to keep the tabs updated.
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