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[keppiehed]

Title: The American Experience
Author: keppiehed
Word Count: 580
Prompt: The Cetus
A/N: Written for Musemuggers, Challenge #521, Option #3 (The Cetus).

Comments

[keppiehed]

Aw, thanks! They said "be out of the box", so I think this applies. I wish we had more leeway with the word count; I could have kept going. It was great fun this week! :D

[rubyelf]

Wooo... love it. Sorry I can't think of anything more clever to say about it...

[keppiehed]

Hey, doesn't get any better than love it! :D I had a strict word limit on this (that I already exceeded) or I would have fleshed it out a bit and made this less rushed and abrupt. I had a lot of fun with the concept.

Hey, I didn't get a chance to comment on your post, but I adored your nail polish. The one with the purple sparkles? Just gorgeous! I bite mine to the quick so I really really admire people who have nice nails. And that color was spectacular on you. I am so super envious. And I am also jealous of your boobs!!! Your honey said he hoped you got compliments on your rack, and I am here to say that I'd switch with you in no time flat. You have got one awesome rack, girl, and you know how to flaunt it. Looking pretty good in your new undies. If I could wolf whistle for you, I would!!! :D

[rubyelf]

LOL... I used to destroy my nails and then go for the skin around my nails, so wearing polish and keeping them pretty was the thing that finally after many years got me to stop biting them. It's only in the last year or two that it's gotten to where I can leave them alone even if there's no polish on them. I still do chew the polish off! And purple's my favorite color, and according to the makeup ladies I am lucky to have dark hair and dark eyes and completely neutral skin tone, which means I get away with wearing colors not everyone can pull off.

As for the boobs... those damn things showed up in 7th grade and I figured out at some point that I might as well figure out what to do with them. When I was in college and not nearly as fat as I am now, I could literally stop traffic in the right outfit. I usually wear minimizer bras now just because it's more comfortable, but I know Honey wishes I wore push-up bras like that all the time...

[keppiehed]

Oh, stop, you're not fat. I won't hear a word of it! And I really am jealous. Even if I wore a push-up bra, there's nothing to push up! I'm as flat as a board. O lamentable day! I have much wailing and gnashing of teeth over that. Because I'm not even boyishly slim to go with that flat chest of mine. I'm all pear shaped. Boo! So I say enjoy those curves for us poor girls out there who can't even fill a B cup!

[hbart]

I love it when you decide to be clever and quirky!

[keppiehed]

Ah, thank you. I wish it could have been longer!

[bardiphouka]

I wish you had a longer word count for this. It was ever so much fun. In fact I find myself wishing I could find the entire series and listen to it, because this was so...radio. Of course I almost wish it were on commercial radio...would love to hear the adverts that would go with this.

[keppiehed]

Yes, I regret that it wasn't able to be longer. There was so much more I wanted to say with this. It really was too much fun!