Invention

[kerkrap]

It's a bright, warm morning in Tokyo and from where i'm sitting i can see a lot of rooftops outside my window. Better yet, i created a new word: "groblem." It's like when you have a serious problem and need to grovel to your significant other/boss/illiterate neighbor to rescue you from your hell. See how "grovel" and "problem" fit together so

Comments

[warheart]

valises
What is that? Some kind of man purse?
If so I agree with you. I mean I can let a messenger bag or a backpack slide.. but I saw a guy with a fucking Louis Vuitton man purse one time on the train. That is just not kosher.

[dravenskrow]

lol speakin as a dude i can so agree with you. I mean everything is all over my pockets. Money in my left, Pens and papers in my right, Pistols in my hands i mean your right. Yea and if i seen a guy cupping a hamster, Or as i like to call them "Shit with feet" id have to question his sexuality. Just a lil.

[warheart]

"Shit with feet"

WHAT?? You ass! I should tell all the hamsters at my job that you said that so they can come eat you in your sleep. >:p

[kerkrap]

Jesus, they ARE little shit factories, aren't they? It's like he drops a pod every 5.5 seconds; i've got these fridge-sized boxes full of the shit bits and i'm gonna mail them express COD to the woman who DECEIVED ME about the realities of his poop mania when she gave him to me. Actually, she gave him to Listerina (Fingermoan's new alias - she came home at lunch, saw i'd already eaten 4 or 5 whiskies, saw her name had been changed to Fingermoan, and quite calmly and graciously suggested i should reconsider the monnicker.) Me, i have nothing to do with any creature with such smal ears. I mean, it's no wonder he doesn't listen to me. I told him to clean up his cage but he just ignores me and watches television. Listerina used to do that to me but i placed a large, extremely comfy chair in front of the TV so that the bottom half of the screen is interrupted by my forehead. Now i get LOTS of attention although i can't hear a word she says over the speakers

[listerina]

Never get in that car, Kerkrap, and don't go Careering down dat motorway...how would I manage without the Krappy Personal Live-in Household Manager aka Gender-bender Wife in Pants without a Man Purse? Hope the hamster chews your toes off :-)