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so anyways...
There was no milk for coffee, so i used all the bourbon in the house instead. By ten there was bacon and eggs but no more kentucky sour-mash, so i was forced to leave the condo. The first place i went to was a warehouse with 10-gallon-size buckets of Helmann's Mayonnaise, so i ran away from there into a little alleyway where someone had spray- ( Read more... ) -
What happened to my year?...
My last entry was over a year ago. What happened was, i went to Bangladesh with my girfriend,and then our kitten died, and then i was booted from the country for being "abrasive", so i flew to Tokyo, but all my old friends were sleepy and creaky with inertia, and i flew out after a week, though i did hook up with an ex-girlfriend until a few hours ( Read more... ) -
wants
I wanted to log in. That is, i wanted to Kenny Loggin(s). The woman i live with and i had a pleasant day sometime last midweek, but then we broke out into civil war which got started cuz i referred to an "X-Files" character as "Mully" (and she is such a fan of the show) and then she deliberately misspelled "Pericles", which i hate ( Read more... ) -
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first of all, if i were dictator of earth, i would rename all the months "kerkrap", although in a leap year the second month would be just plain "krap" for obvious reasons. Today, me and someone else vowed not to sleep so much. I get about 5 minutes sleep a week now, and boy does everything make a whole lot more sense these days. I got onto the ( Read more... ) -
nemesis
Did you know that morning and evening look exactly the same when your watch is broken? These awful analog watches are as helpful as the moon for telling AM from PM. Listerina got it into her head that we needed to make our own t-shirts, so we got our best costume jewelry on and stumbled up to the Seiyu department store to look for some fabric ( Read more... ) -
Invention
It's a bright, warm morning in Tokyo and from where i'm sitting i can see a lot of rooftops outside my window. Better yet, i created a new word: "groblem." It's like when you have a serious problem and need to grovel to your significant other/boss/illiterate neighbor to rescue you from your hell. See how "grovel" and "problem" fit together so ( Read more... ) -
second posting
Fingermoan left for work. Finally! So now i can start drinking. That is, i don't have to covertly slip booze into a mug and pretend i'm drinking coffee anymore, though i like coffee and anything to do with beans in general, except the black jelly beans - eating one of those is like being held down and force-fed Pernod by Cote d'Azur taxi drivers ( Read more... ) -
My first entry
This is so exciting. I type these letters on my keyboard and they appear on the screen. My girlfriend (let's call her "Fingermoan" so she won't be ruined, socially) just told me i'm an idiot, though i'm not sure that has anything to do with typing. She's British and mean. Then again, she has to go to work and teach something, possibly English, ( Read more... )