turns out steve irwin's dangerous occupation has finally caught up with him. surprissingly it wasn't a crocodile.

rip.

there's just something about the phrase "psychopathic clown" that gives me the heebie jeebies.

So, like. Dead Rising is out today for those rich bastards who own a 360. The premise is that you're a photo journalist who is built like a freakin ox, who heads over to this town on the hint of finding something good. What you do find, however, is that the whole town is covered with zombies. Thus you run away to the local mall to find sancutuary. ( Read more... )

wow. i never thought someone could puke like that... it was like a barf sprinkler or something. ... that room smells funny ( Read more... )

the worst thing about having roomates is when they blame you for shit you're pretty sure you didn't do. i try to be a good roomate. i really do. i'm never fucking around. that is how i am a good roomate. and yet somehow, somehow i manage to teleport randomly into the house and make a giant mess while i'm eating everyone else's food. yes, i don't ( Read more... )

so like.

it's really fucking hot.

i got a laptop. i got a laptop. laptop laptop laaaapptttooop.

so my roomates attempted to make jungle juice for new years. which didn't go well ( Read more... )

merry fucking christmas.

...

i wanna go back to bed. ;_;

i hate christmas. i hate it so much. also i hate work. i hate it so much. strangely the two have nothing to do with each other ( Read more... )