Holy shit, the boys down in the Apple labs have done it again ( Read more... )

What I mean is that my most recent relationship came crashing in around me sometime this morning. This isn't the first time I'd been dumped by someone I cared about, but this one is definately the hardest even though it wasn't even close to being the longest. For those that didn't know, I'd been dating Nikki for the last 3 months or so and I ( Read more... )

...and THIS is how I chose to make may triumphant return!  There's something for everybody on there, politics, old, young, pirates and perverts.

If you haven't clicked the link, you probably shouldn't do it around people at work, or anybody that judgemental without a sense of humor.  Erik in particular, I think you should work some of those ideas ( Read more... )

Let the bashing begin--because here I have un-doctored evidence of HOW FUCKING CRAZY, that cunt Shelly really is, and really I only call her a cunt because I can't think of anything else that is more terse to describe her.  The longhand version would be a skanky, crusty, lying attention whore that is quite possibly the most uninhabitable, slightly ( Read more... )

( Read more... )

I've decided that my journal is friends only, not only did I decided that any new updates are going to be friends only but I decided that every entry I ever made is viewable only by my friends. I'm kinda tired of anonymous posts, and any people I'd rather not know personal things about me, reading or posting rude comments. Whatever, call me an ( Read more... )