60% tits, 40% torture

[keroo]

I just saw Hostel. It was entertaining but it really wasn't all that scary or disturbing. It DID have a lot of tits. And I mean a lot...like, there was more hot naked girl time in the movie than grotesque torture time. I'm not complaining, but that's just a warning if you were expecting just a general horror movie amount of boob. At least half

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[dorkyturtle]

No one I know that has seen Hostel has liked it. My sister walked out. I hadn't even heard of it until a few days ago.

[keroo]

They made it out to be so fucked up, too. The trailers said that at advanced screenings several people had to leave by ambulance because of how disturbing the movie was. Anyone that left that movie in an ambulance didn't leave because of anything in the movie. I personally found The Exorcist to me much more disturbing. This movie really wasn't that bad. The only part of the movie really that honestly made me squirm was when ***SPOILER ALERT!!! STOP READING***
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...they blowtorched this girl's eye out and then it was hanging by a melty strand of eyeball goo and they had to cut it off with scissors. And then when they cut it, it oozed. That part did make me sqirm a bit.

Still, the movie was entertaining. I don't regret having seen it or whatever, especially 'cause I like the Royale w/ Cheese at Alamo Drafthouse. But, yeah...

[keroo]

also, did your sister walk out because of the tits? I can see how a girl might be offended by the rampant amount of tits, I guess. Of course, that girl would be kind of a loser, and your sister is probably cool like you, so stupid question I guess.

[dorkyturtle]

Being that my sister is practically a lesbian, I doubt that's what she found offensive. She normally loves movies like this but for some reason she hated Hostel.

[infinite_nature]

60% tits? Well, I'm offended.

[keroo]

Heh...there were also naked men. And according to Megan, the lead actor was "yummy."