Beautiful princess, hair down to her waist, yadda yadda yadda.
Her beloved is imprisoned in the dungeons, by order of the cruel king, her father, with orders that he receive no food or water.
The princess begs to visit him in the dungeons.
The king says "I know you will sneak him something in your clothes or hidden in your elaborate hairstyle. No."
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