man you don't need nothin, you just call him and tell him that sundays are for fuckin steers and queers, and he don't look like no steer so that pretty much narrows it down! Then you say "Do you suck dick?" and he'll say "What!? No!" And you'll say "Bullshit I bet you cold suck a golfball through a garden hose! You look like the kinda guy that would fuck a guy in the ass and not have the common courtesy to give em a reach around!"
Seriously, don't let 'im get ya down. He probably got his nuts squashed by some braud or punk recently and took it out on you.
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Seriously, don't let 'im get ya down. He probably got his nuts squashed by some braud or punk recently and took it out on you.
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