Dear Diary,
mood: Fergalicious

I've got a new hobby. I'm in the market of buying souls. Anyone interested in selling me their soul, I will gladly pay for it. Just give me a shout.

8 beers ( Read more... )

Today I told off a girl who I had liked 3 days ago. I'm killing the kerry who had always laughed and replacing him with ancient history kerry. I went to the bottle depot and got $15 from my empty cans. My best friend said he'd start calling me Donnie everything I go into darko mode. What a good movie.

This has been the worst day of my life!! I'm fucking drunk so I can't go to sleep just yet. WHAT THEFUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!!? Good thing kyle hAS POsted recently because I want to say that Kyle you fucking smoke pole you little faggot! I fucking hate you all! screw thgis! I'm going back into evil mode! I want to burn kwantlen yto the ground. The ( Read more... )

NBow I'm e dfru nk!!

Life is good.

I found a cobweb in my passenger's seat... does that mean I'm lonely?

Answer: No. I joined a photography club. I'll make friends with the age range of middle age to death.

I think old people drive really slow so they can enjoy their diminishing time they spend together without the interruption of the outside world. Or maybe because they know their dead soul mate isn't on the other side of the trip.

Either way, I just drive around them.

Red Hot Chili Peppers Concert!!