After work two nights ago I went out to see Dale. We headed out to a plub. I don't know if it's a club or a pub... but something in between. Dale said some asian girl was staring at me but as usually, I notice NOTHING!! I drove from downtown Vancouver to Guildford on 6 beers. Talent ( Read more... )

I've beenn practicingv myt drinkkng and drivinbg and I haved to say that I;ve become very skilled ast iyt. I kneow all tehs secret rosutes

I have enough love for the both of us.

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I think I fell asleep and never woke up

Welcome my friend to the wall that never defends ( Read more... )

I saw Theresa today. It's been a year since I saw her last.

...She's gained weight

Being in an empty love sucks. It's like having to take a piss but being too tired to get out of bed ( Read more... )

Ladies and gentlemen!

I just got home from work... I start work tomorrow at 3:30 am.
Life of a god damn baker!

POP QUIZ!!

Who's the guy who guy who watches Spongebob Squarepants in his underwear with a can a beer??

It's ME mothah fuckers!!